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A Sasquatch

) The sultry salesman worked to keep his high heels on. Oh, the doors are talking Oh, the sheets are stained A fleshy bowl of nonsense says, "Apparently a

never comes out in the light She's got long hair She's got big feet She's got white teeth Chorus She is sasquatch (x20) She's got a big foot She's

a tree So I bet my wrist watch, that big ol'd sasquatch Would never play hopscotch way up in a tree Now, there's a sasquatch, up in a tree crotch He'