You came from some town out in the sticks To become the modern Stevie Nicks You had the guts, a lot of ambition The riot grrrls thought you were bitchin
I would hire the A-Team And I'd crash the General Lee I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise And I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you I'd do anything
Met a girl at the movies She was so beautiful She was the one for me So I asked her if I could call her at home She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn
As he would walk past the Fenway Modern girls modern rock and roll He's straight you're stoned Too sensitive for this world Too sensitive for that girl
Is there life on mars girl If there is I'd like to go there Just like Elton John, the Rocketman He sure bought some fucked up clothes there I've heard
Makin' out in the middle of the pit How come Slayer doesn't sing about this If anything comes between you and me Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
How do I get through to a girl like you Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick I saw your boyfriend he looks
The whispers in the hall never bother her at all, Or the laughter from the boys in the gymnasium, Frauline Mueller is alarmed at the scratches on her
you ever tried? There must be 5000 ways to die And if you're very lucky You'll get your picture in the paper on page three 25 words will summarize how
Electronic drums and synthesizers Angular haircuts and black eyeliner We'll start a new wave band And then I'll make you mine You'll play the keyboards
m a pervert, a pervert It just goes on and on On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk But how
