From the dew-soaked hedge creeps a crawly caterpillar When the dawn begins to crack, it's all part of my autumn almanac Breeze blows leaves of a musty
My makeup is dry and it clags 'round my chin I'm drowning my sorrows in whiskey and gin The lion tamers whip doesn't crack anymore The lions they won'
I think I'm sophisticated 'Cause I'm living my life like a good homosapien But all around me, everybody's multiplying And they're walking round like flies
I met her in a club down in old Soho Where you drink champagne It tastes just like Coca Cola, C-O-L-A cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
A man lives at the corner of the street And his neighbors think he's helpful and he's sweet 'Cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand
There's a crack up in the ceiling And the kitchen sink is leaking Out of work and got no money A Sunday joint of bread and honey What are we living for
Fa, fa, fa Fa, fa, fa I am a dull and simple lad Cannot turn water from champagne And I have never met the Queen And I wish I could have all that he
Oh, Susannah's bedraggled But she still wears the locket 'round her neck She's got a picture on the table Of a man who is young and able Oh, Susannah
'Cause he gets up in the morning and he goes to work at nine And he comes back home at five-thirty, gets the same train every time 'Cause his world is
t forget a single day, believe me I bless the light I bless the light that lights on you, believe me And though you're gone You're with me every single
mother's son Life is full of work and plunder Easy go, life is not real Life is only what you conjure Wonder boy and the world is joy Every single day
Long ago, life was clean Sex was bad and obscene And the rich were so mean Stately homes for the Lords Croquet lawns, village greens Victoria was my queen
