Well, I've been a drag racer on LSD And I rode bare-assed on top of the sphinx I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet And man, that was fun for
C'mon do the gator. The alligator stomp. Do the gator. Yeh chomp chomp chomp. Well there's a brand new stomp. That they're talkin' about. It crawled
I'm gonna get insane Blow up my mind Lightnin' bolt my brain Turn into Frankenstein Put on a party dress Jack off 'til I'm blind Clean up the mess With
Way down in Mexico There's a crazy little chick that I know In the honky tonk on the outskirts of town Where the music is hot and the lights turn down
Adam and eve, sittin' in the woods Eve said, ?Man I got somethin' real good It's in that tree, you'll get smart fast!? Adam said 'sure, ?Satan my ass
Here kitty, kitty You better move along 'Cuz the big cats walk At the break of dawn Now doggonnit baby Oh, I said dog gone Hey can your pussy do the
I woke up last and thought I was going to die (oh sad} I woke up last and thought I was going to die (oh sad) My doctor came a runnin' and my family
burn she-devil, burn burn she-devil, burn burn she-devil burn she-devil burn burn burn she's a hootch dancer down underground one hot flame pot she-
Callin' all cows down on the farm Hey, shut the door, you born in a barn? No, I ain't no farmer, that's no fun Run some tractor 'til the work's all done
Cramp stomp Come on baby the cramp stomp Come on baby the cramp stomp Get ya high as King Kong's twat Come on baby the cramp stomp Cramp stomp, cramp
I like to sit in back and watch out for cops Play with baby's hair, play with baby's top And when she gets tired that way I whisper in her ear an' say
Well, you think you're funny But your face beat you to it You look like somethin' In the Bronx Zoo It ain't no joke You're very chimpanzee Don't monkey
Well no holes barred, watch your toes Look out baby, everything goes Everything goes, well, goodness don't know Everything goes Yeah, you got your g
I went out to eat the other night. Picked up my girl at eight. In my soup I found a fly. But, there beyond my plate. Was an eyeball in my martini. A
No one knows how much I love you No one knows how much I care But when you put your arms around me I get a fever that's so hard to bear You give me fever
Look out honey it's the big black witchcraft rock Hey hey baby it's the big black witchcraft rock No one round here gonna make me stop Supermodel head
Well, there's a devil behind that bush Yeah, there's a devil behind that bush Weird wigglin' dance, scared me Outta my pants that devil behind Those
you ain't no punk, you punk. you wanna talk about the real junk? if i ever slip, i'll be banned 'cause i'm your garbageman. well you can't dig me you