I think I saw ol? Santa through my window Christmas eve My eyes were really droopy but I really do believe It must?ve been ol? Santa ?cause I saw his
*Three telephone rings* Santa: Ho, Ho, Ho, I'm not in right now so please leave a jolly Christmas message after the music. (play jingle bells in phone
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Intro Täglich sechs Uhr drei ist die Nacht vorbei der Wecker wirft mich aus den Federn und wie das meistens geht ist es längst zu spät
So many presents, So little time, Santa won't be coming around my house this year, 'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear, Oh mama made
I was downtown Christmas shopping Such a busy city street I don't know how I noticed The piece of paper at my feet But somethin' made me pick it up Instead
There won't be any presents this Christmas No goodies in your stocking The milk and cookies that the children left out Will be left untouched beside
Ohhhh... Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
When Christmas rolls around Santa's busy in his shop Managing his elves and trying to cut costs His plant is out of date it needs modernization He has
Father christmas...father christmas He's the meanest man in the whole wide world In the whole wide world you can feel it. He's a miser! he's a skinflint
Hey Adam, you'll never guess what I saw last night What? I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, that's right Oh no They were listening to music, and their
I wanna meet Santa Claus, the real real Santa I wanna meet Santa Claus, the real real Santa I wanna see Santa Claus, the real real Santa He wants to meet
Spoiled one got your heart set, hoping for a brand new bike Getting anxious just you wait and see Mommy please, everybody's got one I hope you like walking
You'd better watch out! You'd better not cry! You'd better not pout! I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is comin' to town. He's making a list and checking
Ooh yeah Last night I took a walk in the snow Couples holding hands, places to go Seems like everyone but me is in love Santa, can you hear me ? I sign
Seemed like just another Christmas Eve Kids had left some milk and cookies to eat We cuddled up and read 'The Night Before Christmas' again I headed
Got a wife and two kids, all gathered around A twenty pound turkey, snow on the ground Who says there ain't no Santa Claus Eric wants a glove, he tears
Santa's got a mullet and he's coming christmas eve Santa's got a mullet, he's bringing gifts for you and me Frosty's got a stovepipe hat And rudolphs