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Mustard Plug Skapocalypse Now

Drinkin' in the pub just the other night, this girl comes up to me and says "what would ya like?" I said another beer another pitcher or two. Drank a

mustard beat! We want the mustard, we want the Mustard PLUG! We want the want the mustard, in our eyes I want the mustard on my tie We want the mustard

You are my sweet potato The one who looks so fine Growing in my garden I'll serve you up with wine You are my tasty morsel My one and only wish Is to

I tied on my boots and strapped on my bracelet To go out and meet some new faces Went to the store to buy some dark gin And now I know my night's ready