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Amateur Transplants. Other. Anaesthetists Hymn. Transplanturile de amatori. Alte. Imnul Anesteziştilor.
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Everybody wonders what anaesthetists do while the patient is asleep. Everybody wonders what we do for three hours while that machine goes beep. Everybody

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Amateur Transplants. Other. London Underground. Transplanturile de amatori. Alte. London Underground.
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Some people might like to get a train to work, Or drive in in a beamer or a merc. Some guys like to travel in by bus, But I can't be bothered with the

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Amateur Transplants. Other. Menstrual Rag. Transplanturile de amatori. Alte. Menstruale Rag.
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five days without a shag There's no cunnilingus You can only use your fingers When she's using a menstrual rag. For the week or two preceeding The days your other

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Amateur Transplants. Other. Northern Birds. Transplanturile de amatori. Alte. Păsări de Nord.
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Hello, my name's Adam Kay And my name's Sumin Biswas. We are amateur transplants. This is a public service announcement for all men. If you go to Bolton

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Amateur Transplants. Other. Nothing At All. Transplanturile de amatori. Alte. La nimic Toate.
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It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night, Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight. I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor

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Amateur Transplants. Other. Sheila's Wheels. Transplanturile de amatori. Alte. Sheila lui Roti.
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Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman You're not a Sheila, You're a Peter or a Clive Because their lack of spatial awareness Makes them really fucking

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Amateur Transplants. Other. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. Transplanturile de amatori. Alte. Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.
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Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin! Um-diddle-iddle-iddle

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Amateur Transplants. Other. Snippets. Transplanturile de amatori. Alte. Fragmentele.
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hip We found her in the bathroom on the floor You know I think she must have slipped Take a look at my nan The casualty doctor stated One leg is shorter than the other

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Amateur Transplants. Other. The Beautiful Song. Transplanturile de amatori. Alte. Frumoasa Song.
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My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only 7 And that explains Why I've never had a best friend Until you came along But people stop and they look

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Amateur Transplants. Other. The Drugs Song. Transplanturile de amatori. Alte. Droguri Song.
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There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline, Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin, Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin & Oestrogen

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Amateur Transplants. Other. The Nhs Song. Transplanturile de amatori. Alte. NHS Song.
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Well I'm lying in this hospital bed I should have had an operation but I'm waiting here instead The floor's dirty and the paint is peeling And there'

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Amateur Transplants. Other. Titanic. Transplanturile de amatori. Alte. Titanic.
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Every night in my room You see it You feel it Then you go and peel off my thong Suddenly you panic My dick is titanic You know it won't fit, it's too

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Transplants. Other. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7. Transplanturile. Alte. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7.
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[chorus:] 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 no one here's gonna get to go to heaven no one here's gonna get to go to heaven no one here's gonna get to go to heaven the