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Weird Al Yankovic Even Worse

This song's just six words long This song's just six words long This song's just six words long This song's just six words long Couldn't think of any

Oh, some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He'd be watering the lawn Or maybe going fishing

Melanie What can the problem be? Sweet Melanie Why won't you go out with me? She lived across the street On the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore Building

Yeah Well, well, Milton Bradley's got a def one It's a twister (Twister, twister, twister) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys playin' twister (Twister,

You make me wanna slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall You make me watch the Gong Show There

debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt) Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony Ooh, I took her for better or for worse

Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He'd be watering the lawn Or maybe going fishing

La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino

t you let me buy a vowel from you Come on Vanna, come on! Ow, buhhh Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again That's right, I even wake up