Text: Nerf Herder. Nerf Herder. Diana.

I saw her at the club
She was standing with the French girl
Bonsoir joulie poupe'e
Yeah she had a beautiful smile
And they met at face to face
Went back to his place, she sat on his face
And now it's history, the rest is history
She sat on his face and the rest is history

That's why he cried
He lost, he lost everything
That's why he cried
He lost it all
He lost it all to Diana (Diana)
Part German, part Hispanic
Diana (Filipino)
Diana, where did you go?

I saw her downtown
She was hanging with The Cougar
She was hanging out with Steve and that was where she wanted to be
She was workin' at the place where they sell veal parmesan
Now she's gone, now she's gone, yeah she's gone oh so gone

That's why he cried
He lost, he lost everything
That's why he cried
He lost it all
He lost it all to Diana (Diana)
Part German, part Hispanic
Diana (Filipino)
Diana where did you go?