Text: Weird Al Yankovic. In 3-D. Polkas On 45.
[Jocko Homo/Devo]
They tell us that we lost our tails,
Evolving up from little snails.
I say it's all just wind and sails.
Are we not men, we are Devo.
Are we not men, D-E-V-O.
[Smoke On The Water/Deep Purple]
Smoke on the water.
A fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water.
[Sex (I'm a...)/Berlin]
(I'm a man) I'm a boy.
(I'm a man) Well, I'm your mother.
(I'm a man) I'm a one-night stand.
(I'm a man) Am I by?
(I'm a man) I'm your slave.
I'm a little girl,
When we make love together.
Hey, hey, hey!
[Hey Jude/The Beatles]
Jude, don't make it bad,
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better,
Better, better, better, better, better, better, yeah!
[L.A. Woman/The Doors]
L.A. woman. You're my woman.
Got my mojo risin'. Mister Mojo risin'.
Hey!
[In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida/Iron Butterfly]
In a gadda da vida, honey,
Don'tcha know that I love you.
In a gadda da vida, baby,
Don'tcha know that I'll always be true.
[Hey Joe/Jimi Hendrix]
Hey Joe, where ya goin' with that gun in your hand?
Hey Joe! Where ya goin' with that gun in your hand?
Gonna shoot my old lady.
Caught her messin' around with another man.
(yodel)
[Burning Down the House/Talking Heads]
I'm an ordinary guy, burnin' down the house.
[Hot Blooded/Foreigner]
I'm hot blooded, check it and see.
Got a fever of a hundred and three.
Come on, baby, you can do more than dance.
I'm hot blooded, hot blooded!
[Every Breath You Take/Police]
Every breath you take, every move you make,
Every bond you break, every step you take,
I'll be watchin' you.
[Should I Stay Or Should I Go/The Clash]
Darling, you gotta let me know,
Should I stay, or should I go?
If you say that you are mine,
I'll be here till the end of time.
But you gotta let me know, wo-wo-wo.
Should I stay, or should I go?
[Jumping Jack Flash/The Rolling Stones]
But it's all right now, in fact it's a gas.
But it's all right--jumpin' jack flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!
[My Generation/The Who]
People try to put us down.
(Talkin' bout my generation)
Just because we get around.
(Talkin' bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold.
(Talkin' bout my generation)
Hope I die before I get old.
(Talkin' bout my generation)
Talkin' bout my generation.
Talkin' bout my generation.
Well, talkin' bout my generation!
They tell us that we lost our tails,
Evolving up from little snails.
I say it's all just wind and sails.
Are we not men, we are Devo.
Are we not men, D-E-V-O.
[Smoke On The Water/Deep Purple]
Smoke on the water.
A fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water.
[Sex (I'm a...)/Berlin]
(I'm a man) I'm a boy.
(I'm a man) Well, I'm your mother.
(I'm a man) I'm a one-night stand.
(I'm a man) Am I by?
(I'm a man) I'm your slave.
I'm a little girl,
When we make love together.
Hey, hey, hey!
[Hey Jude/The Beatles]
Jude, don't make it bad,
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better,
Better, better, better, better, better, better, yeah!
[L.A. Woman/The Doors]
L.A. woman. You're my woman.
Got my mojo risin'. Mister Mojo risin'.
Hey!
[In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida/Iron Butterfly]
In a gadda da vida, honey,
Don'tcha know that I love you.
In a gadda da vida, baby,
Don'tcha know that I'll always be true.
[Hey Joe/Jimi Hendrix]
Hey Joe, where ya goin' with that gun in your hand?
Hey Joe! Where ya goin' with that gun in your hand?
Gonna shoot my old lady.
Caught her messin' around with another man.
(yodel)
[Burning Down the House/Talking Heads]
I'm an ordinary guy, burnin' down the house.
[Hot Blooded/Foreigner]
I'm hot blooded, check it and see.
Got a fever of a hundred and three.
Come on, baby, you can do more than dance.
I'm hot blooded, hot blooded!
[Every Breath You Take/Police]
Every breath you take, every move you make,
Every bond you break, every step you take,
I'll be watchin' you.
[Should I Stay Or Should I Go/The Clash]
Darling, you gotta let me know,
Should I stay, or should I go?
If you say that you are mine,
I'll be here till the end of time.
But you gotta let me know, wo-wo-wo.
Should I stay, or should I go?
[Jumping Jack Flash/The Rolling Stones]
But it's all right now, in fact it's a gas.
But it's all right--jumpin' jack flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!
[My Generation/The Who]
People try to put us down.
(Talkin' bout my generation)
Just because we get around.
(Talkin' bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold.
(Talkin' bout my generation)
Hope I die before I get old.
(Talkin' bout my generation)
Talkin' bout my generation.
Talkin' bout my generation.
Well, talkin' bout my generation!
Weird Al Yankovic