Text: Weird Al Yankovic. UHF (Movie Soundtrack). Spatula City.

There's just one place to go, for all your spatula needs
Spatula City
Spatula City

A giant warehouse of spatulas, for every occasion
Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size, and colour
And because we eliminate the middle man
We can sell all our spatulas, factory, direct to you

Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas
At a fraction of retail cost?
Spatula City
Spatula City

And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale
Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny
Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents
And what better way to say, "I love you" than, with the gift of a spatula?

Spatula City
Spatula City

Hello, this is Sy Greenblum
President of the Spatula City
I liked their spatulas, so much, I bought the company
Spatula City, seven locations, we're in the yellow pages under spatulas

My, where did you get that lovely spatula?
Spatula City, we sell spatulas, and that's all